RULEBOOK FOR WHITE NATIONALISTS
The following is a list of rules to follow during arguments with anti-racists. While all the rules have their uses, by far the most important rule is Rule #14. If there is only one rule you can remember, make it Rule #14. Remember Rule #14!
Rule #1: Tell people that members of every race prefer to live among their own.
Rule #2: Tell people that all non-whites prefer to live with whites.
Rule #3: Do not apply Rule #1 and Rule #2 at the same time. If you are caught doing so, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #4: Tell people that members of every race prefer to reproduce with their own.
Rule #5: Tell people that all non-white men prefer to reproduce with white women, and all non-white women prefer to reproduce with white men.
Rule #6: Do not apply Rule# 4 and Rule #5 at the same time. If you are caught doing so, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #7: Tell people that it is morally wrong for any race to displace any other race in their indigenous homeland, or to alter the culture of any other race in their indigenous homeland.
Rule #8: Tell people about the gloriousness of whites displacing non-whites in the Americas, Australasia and Africa, which was perfectly acceptable because non-whites had no concept of land ownership, and that non-whites should be infinitely grateful to whites for the gift of Western civilization to mankind.
Rule #9: Do not apply Rule #7 and Rule #8 at the same time. If you are caught doing so, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #10: Tell people that white colonialism is a thing of the past which will never be repeated by a future all-white nation.
Rule #11: Tell people that group behaviour is a product of race, and hence the same group behaviour will always be expressed by the same race.
Rule #12: Do not apply Rule #10 and Rule #11 at the same time. If you are caught doing so, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #13: Tell people never to be fooled by Jews who use the term "anti-Semite" to deflect all criticism towards them.
Rule #14: Use the term "anti-White" to deflect all criticism towards you.
Rule #15: Do not apply Rule #13 and Rule #14 at the same time. If you are caught doing so, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #16: Insist that the good done by white individuals is evidence of general white benevolence.
Rule #17: Insist that the evil done by white individuals is no evidence of general white malevolence.
Rule #18: Do not apply Rule #16 and Rule #17 at the same time. If you are caught doing so, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #19: Insist that the evil done by non-white individuals is evidence of general non-white malevolence.
Rule #20: Insist that the good done by non-white individuals is no evidence of general non-white benevolence.
Rule #21: Do not apply Rule #19 and Rule #20 at the same time. If you are caught doing so, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #22: Do not apply Rule #17 and Rule #19 at the same time. If you are caught doing so, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #23: Do not apply Rule #16 and Rule #20 at the same time. If you are caught doing so, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #24: Tell people that your dislike of living around non-whites is not about their skin colour, but about their behaviour.
Rule #25: Tell people that it does not matter if non-whites are well-behaved, as they are still non-white and therefore have no business living around whites.
Rule #26: Do not apply Rule #24 and Rule #25 at the same time. If you are caught doing so, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #27: Tell people that the discrepancy between immigration to former colonial powers and immigration to countries that have never colonized anyone is evidence of a conspiracy to flood white countries with immigrants. If anyone mentions that colonial history - not whiteness - is the actual common denominator, and that Iceland does not have many immigrants, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #28: Tell people that demographic change on this scale has never before occurred in world history, and that all non-whites are allowed to be majorities in their own countries. If anyone mentions the white settlement of America, Australia, etc. that has reduced indigenous populations to tiny minorities, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #29: Ask people why, if they are so against white racism, they do not support non-whites living apart from whites. If anyone mentions that separation evidently did not prevent colonialism and slavery, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #30: Tell people that as soon as whites become a minority in any country, non-whites will violently exterminate all whites. If anyone mentions that this has not occurred in Brazil, Paraguay, Peru, Venezuela, etc., recover by applying Rule #14
Rule #31: Tell people that phenotypes such as white skin, blond hair, etc. will permanently disappear as a result of whites reproducing with non-whites. If anyone mentions recessive traits or otherwise displays knowledge of genetics that refutes your claim, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #32: Tell people that more and more whites are waking up and embracing White Nationalism. If anyone mentions that such people are being agitated on purpose as a psy-op to divide society, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #33: Accuse your enemies of being "politically correct". If anyone disproves this accusation by their willingness to discuss Jewish racism, recover by applying Rule #14.
Rule #34: Tell people that the word "racist" is a term used to silence discussion. If anyone disagrees, immediately apply Rule #14 to silence discussion.
Rule #35: If in doubt, apply Rule #14.
Rule #36: If you find yourself losing the argument, apply Rule #14.
Rule #37: Whenever your opponent says something intelligent, apply Rule #14.
Rule #38: Whenever your opponent disagrees that "white" is a meaningful category in the first place, apply Rule #14.
Rule #39: If you are caught applying Rule #14 in response to everything, apply Rule #14.
Rule #40: When all else fails, accuse others of "White Genocide". Then, no matter what response you receive, apply Rule #14.
Congratulations! You are now a highly trained White Nationalist. Apply these rules and you will impress everyone with your superior white intelligence! And if you don't, don't panic, simply recover by applying Rule #14!
(And if by now you have realized this piece is a satire and wish to flame me, remember to use Rule #14 to do so.)